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splatties

The diarrhea that is caused by a night of drinking heavy amounts of natty or natty ice.
Matt: Want to go get some lunch dude?

Dillon: Nah man I have to be within a 10 ft. radius of a toilet, I got the splatties.

Matt: You should get a job and buy some nicer beer.
by pearljam December 22, 2013
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woo splats

The name often given to the grouping of seminal fluid, often found upon clothing and domestic surfaces.
There were many of us around my gaff and it was all going off, fellas and their ladies, a cataclysm of woo splats was to be the result.
by Sex Pie February 26, 2004
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Emperor(Splatoon)

A Character In the splatoon manga. Currently dating rose.

For more information, Visit Dio brando's wiki page.
You can compare someone to Emperor(Splatoon) if their ego is bigger than their actual IQ.
by mellowmelmel November 6, 2018
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Slathered

The act of pwning someone to where their pride is severely dammaged
The stupid kid tried to tel me how to snipe, so i slathered him
by Clouded_Cheeto August 20, 2007
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GayC Slater

Anyone that ruins the moment with a remark that they deem witty and clever but is actually extremely lame and gay. Similar to any Slater comment on saved by the bell
Zack Morris was teaching the audience a valuable lesson that he learned in this episode when GayC Slater interrupted and made him forget.

Dude, stop being such a GayC Slater
by DJ Redux September 10, 2009
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dat slat

by seadonkey September 12, 2011
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splatter

When something spreads out across whatever it lands on. Usually done by soft, mushy substances as opposed to solids.
by Shawn B. June 19, 2003
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