South Park

My religion.

Stan: You know, somebody once said, “Don’t try to be a great man, just be a man.”
Jesus: Who said that?
Stan: You did, Jesus.
Jesus: You’re right, Stan. Thank you, boys!
Kyle: Wow, did he say that in the Bible?
Stan: Nah, I saw it on Star Trek.

Stan: Dude, we don’t have any talent.
Cartman: That didn’t stop any of the other boy bands, damn it!

Mr. Garrison: Well, your moms are just upset. They’re probably all on their periods or something.
Gregory: Mr. Garrison, Wendy and I think that was a sexist statement.
Mr. Garrison: Well, I’m sorry, Wendy. But I just don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.

Bebe: Mom, what's six times eight?
Bebe's mom: Oh, sweetie, those are two completely different numbers.

Cartman: Okay, Token, give me a sweet bass line.
Token: I don't know how to play the bass.
Cartman: Token, how many times do we have to go through this? You're black. You can play bass.

Token: I'm getting sick of your stereotypes.
Cartman: Get as sick as you want, just give me a goddamn bass line!
Token: Plays the bass expertly Oh, goddammit.

south park rocks :)

by wetweis March 22, 2010

The South

Contrary to the opinion of many northerners, the south is not a place filled with rednecks drinking whiskey, playing banjos, sleeping with our cousins, and beating on black people. In fact, we are actually pretty tolerant, as a whole, of other races and religions (i would like to point out that the biggest riots when they integrated schools were in boston.) We also have a very unique culture including music and literature. A lot of great writers and musicians were from the south, such as B.B. King, William Faulkner, Eudora Welty, and Anne Rice. We also contribute to movies as well, since many great actors such as Morgan Freeman and James Earl Jones hail from here. So biased northerners should get a clue, or maybe read Gone with the Wind, the most beloved work by an American author. It's by a dirty racist southerner, I hear.

If Pennsylvania was so much better than the south, why don't you just pack your bags and go back!

by Charles McCrory August 4, 2007

United South Central High School

you U S C united we stand. A school were the jock and the burn outs PLAN a fight at lunch. Where the prettiest girl turns out to have a burn book that she keeps in her locker for others to find. A place where you can tease the teachers and not get a detenion but say ur gay, retarded or go to the bathroom to long and end up having to serve a lunch detention and eating a flipping cheese sandwich. A school where you casually walk late into a class and the teachers dont say anything but when its someone they dont like they get in trouble. Where every guy is a closet case gay because they think its fun to grope each other. USC is an esay place to tell the jocks from the nerds, the preppy (to god damn happy) girls from the not so preppy ones, and the drama freaks from the druggies. Some how we all are the same when it comes to some kind of illegal activity. Small town community where everyone knows everyone and everything about them. Hard to not have the word spread about you when theres a town gossiper in every family.

"Finding a burn book is so United South Central High Schoolish"
"You know who had a good football season USC"

by fruitloopy April 1, 2010

South River

Rancid, disgusting, funky, unsanitary, dirty vagina.

Dude 1: Oh Christ! It smells like South River in here!

Dude 2: ....Sorry. That was me.

by NevinsOLynn March 2, 2009

south park

My tv Bible...this show rules along w/ Simpsons and Malcom In the Middle

by Ur Mutha Fool March 28, 2003

south american

(1) Of, or related to people born and raised to being like a South American or in South America.

(2) Being really good at something that most people consider "impossible" or flat out insane. Ex: Playing girls, playing soccer, doing crazy ass shit but not hurting themselves like other jackasses, and all the good stuff.

(3) Very good quality, or comical quality

Example 1: I'm South American because I was born and raised there and my friends South American because his heritage is South American and therefore he was raised like a typical South American would be culturally raised.

Example 2: Ryan: Damn did you see Ronaldinho do that fucking crazy trick then pass it to Messi on Barcelona? Nacho: Yeah man their fucking south american!!!
Also, Ryan: Dude I just did a 720 back flip and landed it!!! Nacho: Thats fucking south american man. Also, Boo: That chicks fucking easy man Ryan: Duh dude, because your south american!!!!

Example 3: Ryan: Dude, sonic is fucking south american Nacho: So is this chocolate dude.

by Ryan and Nacho June 4, 2008

the south

basically just states in the south of the united states of america. the south is generally a very nice place to live in, with warm weather and friendly folk; the main reasons so many northerners are moving down to the south. What most southerners don't know is that the 'damn yankees' don't make fun of the South much at all, in fact we never really -mention- the south. We don't bring up the Civil War and taunt the South or anything. Some southerners have this idea that all yankee's think that the south is full of hicks, but this is not true. Yankee's like southerners, so you southerners should learn to be tolernat of yankee's and their culture to. we're all one country, after all.

Southerners say "y'all" mostly and Yankee's say "you guys" mostly. This is one of the many differences between the south and north, but something that they can get over and just get along.

by yankee girl October 23, 2007