molesting a snake

sexually abusing a snake

Bob: I saw you molesting a snake Jill.
Jill: shut the fuck up that was my anorexic baby who still had the cord attached.
Bob: oh..........

by weedhead11111111111111111 March 14, 2018

Sneaky Snake

A reference to a popular vine on youtube, in which a snake suddenly appears out of the sand, with a voice saying " I'm a sneaky snake" in a funny voice.

Did you see that vine with the "Sneaky Snake"? It was hilarious!

by McRaezy June 5, 2018

Hannukah Snake

When an unsuspecting person is bending over you jab them in the ass with a shamus and yell "Hannukah Snake!"

Did you see that Hannukah Snake that James gave Nemer?

by James Ray November 30, 2006

Black-Snake

Verb - for a black male to have sex with a female of another race, specifically white females. A highly racist and derogatory term.

White Guy 1: Yo, I'm going to hook up with Cindy tonight.

White Guy 2: You don't want to do that dude. Marcus black-snaked her last week.

White Guy 1: Cindy was black-snaked by Marcus? That shit is ruined now.

by SANDNIGGA222 January 13, 2010

Baby Snakes

When you have an diarrhea and it comes out in small little long pieces and it burns your butthole, very similar to a venomous baby snake.

"My ass is a habitat for baby snakes!"
"I have a bad case of the baby snakes!"

by Berryphresh February 24, 2013

Snake Soup

An awesome Metal Gear website that also contains a kick-ass forum, not to mention shitloads of information regarding all the MG games that have existed.

"Don't fuck with the owner of this site either. ^_~ "
-me

by Dave September 9, 2004

dirt snake

Turds that are 2 feet or longer that wrap or sink into the shitter.

Jez Bob I just took a nasty stinky dirt snake.

by j.gibson February 17, 2008