shartcramp

Shartcramp...that moment of total body paralysis when you realize you sharted and are afraid to move because a clump of turd may roll down your pants leg and be seen by your friends and or coworkers...can also apply to being afraid to move after afore mentioned shart due to fear of movement possibly wafting your stank around the room...

I had to sneeze while experiencing a full on shartcramp and was sure I'd turn my underwear into a chocolate shotgun shooting range.

by Bigdog72 May 4, 2020

shartiphelp

when you shart in your pants then it goes back up due to the force

i shartiphelp!!

by JavierCastilloSenpai June 4, 2020

Shart-corking

Inserting a rectal barrier to prevent farts from containing brown surprises.

Me missus thinks I'm into butt stuff cos she caught me shart-corking. Now she wants to peg me hole!

by Kiwikelpie June 5, 2020

Sharting

When you feel a huge ass fart coming and let it out because you think it’s going to feel good, but then feel something sticky come out of your asshole along with it.

Dude1: Hey dude, I was sharting this morning.
Dude2: Hot damn! How’s the skid marks?

by shitweasel June 11, 2020

shart

The combination of the words shit and art, used to describe pieces of modern art that are so shit they shouldn't be shown in any art exhibition.

"My dad says all video installations are shart."

by zaryuturi October 19, 2020

shart

The combination of the words shit and art, used to describe extremely bad (mostly modern )art.

"My dad thinks all video installations are shart"

by zaryuturi October 19, 2020

shart

This is one action that Nessa Barrett is most commonly known for. For example, Charli D'Amelio hit it off with the renegade...well...most unfortunately for Nessa, her shart is (I hate to say this but I'm not sorry) what got her a little fame as well as cancelling her. WOW Nessa! That must've been one MEAN shart!

"Nessa...PLEASE do not shart on this ext livestream...I'm begging you!"

by zootedLMAO October 29, 2020