The shoe horn

Remove penis from vagina so that a "popping" noise occurs.

When I give her the shoe horn she goes nuts!

by ferkyferk21 November 23, 2011

Donkey's left shoe

1. To take a long time in doing a task

John was taking a donkey's left shoe to doing the washing up

by crackajack1992 February 19, 2009

Slow shoe

Slow show-the method of walking against a traffic light , J-walking,cruising through the mall at the slowest speed possible or basically not getting out of the way.

I almost hit the dude with my car because he was slow shoeing across the street.

by The Street Smart Psychic September 27, 2009

Shoe Phone

Shoe Phone is the termination of a Cellular Phone.

Melissa-''Give Me A Dubble Jangle On My Shoe Phone''
Jordan-'' O Oh Ok Shawty...The Big Bad Shoe Phone...I'm lovin' it!''
Melissa-''Ba da ba ba ba....haha Talk To Ya Then Tall-y...My Hard-core throat sliting friend.''
(please remember Jord has IDS (see IDS) be nice to him)

by Melissa July 9, 2004

shoe kicker

a girl named brittany that kicks shoes at her boyfriend jeremy

holy shit that was close

by jeremy November 14, 2004

shoefag

A young person, usually male, whos parents knowingly or unknowingly buy new skate shoes every week or so. Usually wears them until they get a little dirt on them, then throws them up in a tree or on power lines, and dangle there by the laces. They will also "give" them to you if you ask, beg, or do "special favors" for them.

First person: Did you see the new pair of DCs Tyler got yesterday, they gave me a woody.

Second person: Yea, man, his parents buy them for him all the time, the little shoefag--I wish my parents were that rich.

by Guido1 March 2, 2008

shoebox

a safe haven for homosexuals

"lets head over to the shoebox. Ben n Ant will be there"

by anthonysfringe June 12, 2006