Primo Shock

When you land primo on a skateboard.

auhhh primo shock... that must have hurt...

by Reptilian December 4, 2009

wreckhead shock

An acute condition affecting wreckheads, triggered by overstimulation of the brain while on psychedelic drugs.
It results in sudden paralysis, loss of balance and loss of consciousness.

<Dave> Hey look, Tesco! Shall we pop in for a drink?
<Steve> Yeah, sure.
* The wreckheads walk into the supermarket, immediately noticing how bright, colourful and trippy the place looks.
<Dave> Holy shit, this is intense.
<Steve> Yeah, innit! What do you think, Pete? ...Pete?!
* Pete is spazzing out on the floor.
<Steve> Oh fuck, I think Pete has wreckhead shock, let's get him outta here!
<Dave> Fuck's sake, who's idea was it to go into a supermarket?

by Strachman January 2, 2010

Wobble Shockers

The two crevices on the sides of your lips that include the left side and the right side. They are usually red in color or some shade of pink (unless lipstick is applied), in which case it would be the color of the lipstick applied. They can possibly turn white if your lips are chapped or if you start foaming from the sides of your mouth, and if this occurs you should probablly go see a doctor because you def have rabbis.

My ohh my, you have the most breathtaking wobble shockers.

by Dominick Vincent March 4, 2011

Ball Shock

The minor pain and discomfort in the male groin area when jumping down from a high place and landing too rigid, causing the scrotum to endure the stresses of high G's and "spring" back. Usually the sensation is similar to being sack tapped.

As I snapped the board to ollie down the 9-stair, I pussed out and bailed. After landing a bit stiff, the hard impact made cause for a healthy dose of Ball Shock.

by psykoesis October 14, 2011

Señor shocker

Señor shocker is a cross between a dirty Sanchez and a shocker Slipping your thumb in the butt and giving them a mustache

Did you hear Stacy was getting finger banged and the guy gave her a señor shocker?

by Big Irv November 15, 2011

Shell Shocked

The term used to describe when somebody hits you with a blue shell right as you are about to win a race in Mario Kart.

I was about to win on Rainbow Road, but then I got shell shocked and got in 5th!

Wow, that sucks man.

by cjnwhinshvgknbgdkjf March 18, 2016

air temperature shock syndrome

a very rare disease that happens when traveling downstairs and the air temperature is different from the temperature upstairs. it causes the victim to pass out on the spot. normally starts in the early teen years.

Kassie walked downstairs and passed out due to air temperature shock syndrome.

by whatdoyouwantmetoputhere! July 29, 2011