sharpshooter

a poo that shoots straight out of your ass and into the toilet.

Josh just had a sharpshooter.

by g unit October 8, 2004

sharpie

Anyone in a service or a business who is not respectable.

I needed a new radiator. They wanted to charge me $800. I called another place and they said $200. What a bunch of sharpies.

by Bubba Zanetti April 5, 2005

Sharpie

Term used by junkies of some sort for a syringe, dart, needle, etc...

Jason: Yo Laura, you got an extra sharpie for your boy?

Laura: Always do...

by JO Felony March 9, 2009

mud shampoo

The act of pissing on a girl's hair to wet it, then proceeding to take a shit on her head and massage into hair with your butt/groin region.

Last night that chick asked for a mud shampoo! How crazy is that?!

by 'Murica April 19, 2011

fat sharpie

A large, good smelling black penis.

"So you still fuckin' that white boy, Denise?"
"Naw girl. I'm drawin' some fat sharpie now."
"Oooh, did he leave a permenant mark?"
"Bitch, please. Once you draw in fat sharpie, their ain't no more white out pens."

by Crayola Colored Sex June 5, 2009

Ben Sharpiro

A Jew that has no spine and only defends Israel while being a annoying ass bitch in the process.

Ben Sharpiro defends Israel at any chance he gets.

by unwokeking October 26, 2020

shampooed

Have you ever noticed, while bathing, that while it takes quite a bit of shampoo to lather your hair up the first go-round, if you try to lather it again a second time, it only take a drop?

Well, being shampooed means that you were drunk the night before and it takes you only one drink to get hammered again.

Dude, I just finished the first beer of the day, and I'm totally shampooed.

by katrinarobin June 16, 2011