shame

a non welcoming friend

Shame has come, throw her a while out, Sam!

by man!? May 30, 2018

Shamalama

term for a ripe watermelon

Pick up a fresh shamalama at the store please.

by Gator29063 July 30, 2019

Compulsive Shambler

Compulsive Shambling, or more colloquially, "C Sham", occurs when an individual is repeatedly deprived of sleep and/or stimulation and proceeds to move around at an incredibly slow and awkward pace with an often fatigued or expressionless face akin to a zombie. The few words they try to speak are usually no more understandable than a loud mumble. Compulsive Shamblers or "Shams" are often spotted at the workplace or at school and generally accomplish no more than amusing those individuals who are equally on the border of CS (Compulsive Shamblification).

Mac: Hey Jamie, have you seen Andrew today? He's looking kinda weird.

Jamie: Ya I know, hes got the Sham today, poor bastard stayed up all night doing an essay.

Andrew: Urm gehr wat?

Jamie: Sorry bro I don't speak Compulsive Shambler...or gibberish.

Andrew: meh urwh Fuack u!

Jamie+Mac: Hahaha

by Deep Wang September 11, 2011

No shame blow down

When you have to take a dump at work and there are several people present in the bathroom, you, without shame or couth, let said dump flow freely from your ass pipe, egregiously grunting and farting until all foul matter has been expended.

Dude 1: Dude, that dude is fucking up that toilet right now!

Dude 2: Yeah, sometimes you just gotta take a No shame blow down.

by Dover Dude July 21, 2019

Flush of shame

Occurs when the next person to use the stall after you is forced to re-flush the toilet to get the last remaining bits of your pooh to go down.

Big pooh, little toilet, in a hurry = flush of shame as you're washing your hands.

by Optiongeek December 15, 2011

cock of shame

Just like a walk of shame, but with your cock. Especially, when your cock decides to be uncooperative and either you can't get it up at all OR you end up ejaculating too quickly. Then your girl is mad at you and you are ashamed of yourself.

John: So, the girl you took home with you last night, was she any good?
Paul: I don't know man...
John: Wtf do you meanmean by that?
Paul: Nothing dude, I totally had a cock of shame last night!
John: Oh, you poor thine! Here, take this blue pill next time.

by johnsonneil July 27, 2014

cry and shame

To be a cry and a shame... the common mistake is cryin' shame but it account for both cry and shame

We lost, it was a total cry and shame!

by Marcus April 23, 2005