Dirty Secret

When you wake up next to an ugly, fat, skank ass slut that looked like a supermodel the night before. Then you lock her in your trunk and drive her home so your friends can't see her.

Damn, I picked up this 250 pound girl at the bar last night. She'll be my dirty secret.

by D.A.Z. January 30, 2007

secret circle

A vagina

by The Extermanater10000 August 31, 2003

Secret Titties

A girl's boobs that are so big that they go into her armpits when she lays down. Then her boobs smell like her secret deodorant.

"Yeah, so how was it?"
"Omg. She had secret titties!"
"She had what?!"
"Her tits got caught in her arm pit when she layed down and it freaking smelled like her deodorant!"

by rheaXcore April 1, 2007

secret squirrel

The voyeuristic act of watching a couple copulate, usually through a window - much like a squirrel would from a tree.

I played secret squirrel and watched Joe bang Jackie last night through his bedroom window.

by tacram99 July 20, 2008

secret squirrel

A personal idiosyncrasy or quirk.

A weekend at the Thompson's was long enough to see their secret squirrels start to come out.

Anna won't talk when she drives through a tunnel; she has to hold her breath. It's one of her secret squirrels.

by Chrissisyphus January 9, 2009

secret garden

a term used for any unwanted hair on a female, particularily arm pit hair.

Ashley V. almost yaked when she saw the secret gardens in that chicks pits!

by Rylan S. March 30, 2005

puerto rican secret

Very similar to a "donkey punch" except when you are about to ejaculate you pull out of the womans anus and punch her in the kidney. This causes her to defaecate all over the bed.

Oh man i gave Jane the Puerto Rican secret last night and then we both had to sleep on the couch because the bed was all covered in shit.

by Anchorage November 9, 2007