A cute kitty cat that lives in Indiana
“Oh look it’s Satan, the cute kitty!!”
by Satans caretaker November 1, 2020
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Horny Horned Horner who thinks his the freaking devil.
After Satan was thrown off the cliff. He devised a CONSPIRACY TO OVERTHROW HEAVEN with his legendary horniness.
by Satan is Jesus October 6, 2019
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Deciever of the Nations!
Prince of Darkness!
Evil one!
Repent, you who accept Jesus as your Savior.
Hey uhh... Satan, is it? Yeah. Well... Step away from the throne!
by Mr.Preacher December 3, 2018
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Satan is kind of the leader of hell and maybe the punisher of hell. Some says below Satan's level are priests in hell. Although we don't know about this, but people believe stories on written walls are of a man who is extraordinary. Confirmed he is Irish, people are discovering new artefacts of this man, which also could be satan.
Goddamn, those crooks. They're strung by Satan.
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the best damn guy you'll ever meet
hey have you seen satan, yea he's the best
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The primordial omnipresent conscious darkness, throughout nature, as well as the universe, which speaks and the 'supreme' prince of evil.

Satan harms innocent people for his entertainment/selfish desires, as well as has narcissistic personality disorder (NPD) and brainwashes others to be the same.

(Notes: Satan tries to cover up for his disorder, including by confusing others that neurotypical people have it.

He has demons who work for him to spread his disorder around the universe.

No god was powerful enough to destroy Satan, but one day a being shall come to do so as the prophecy fortold).
'Satan isn't necessarily a red human with horns, but the omnipresent evil conscious darkness, throughout nature and the universe, which speaks.'

(Please read my definition of evil & demon for more information).
by DianaLuciusDeCollis August 13, 2022
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