Swedish Salmon

People that swim against the current of lighted arrows in an IKEA slowing down other shoppers.

I’m never going to get out of this IKEA with these Swedish Salmon slowing everything down and blocking the path to the registers.

by playedthedleif January 26, 2019

kai samson

usually a person with a huge pe- ehrmm. Sorry. Huge Personality.

Boy 1: Hey did you hear about what that kid did to the girl in gym who broke her ankle?
Girl 1: Yeah! OMG he’s such a kai samson

by Jonesy the Thiccc lord April 29, 2019

savage salmon

Savage Salmon is when you accidentally pronounce Savage7 wrong, and it becomes Savage Salmon :)

i don't even know, it's just savage salmon.

by kpop_for_ever August 10, 2019

pusey salmonella

what that fuckboi will give u

-did you hear she’s got pusey salmonella??
-yeah man!! 😍😍

by poo poo man 420 September 4, 2019

The salmon salad

When you're balls deep in ya girl while your dick be soft and she asks her boyfriend to come out of the closet and join in while being soft as well.

It's like having salmon in a salad cause you can barely notice it's there my nigga. Just like ya girl can barely notice ya.

Dude I was fucking this shawty while my dick be swinging around soft and then her boyfriend joined in just as soft as me.

She received the salmon salad.

by the salmon sallad November 8, 2019

purple salmon

When you slap someone so hard with a salmon they get bruises.

My dad gave me a purple salmon.

by German Bebe December 10, 2019

Sexy Salmon

When you are having sex with the woman on top facing you and your child unexpectedly and suddenly enters the room causing the woman to leap forwards over you to a prone position like a salmon jumping a waterfall.

We really need a lock on that door, Cheryl did the sexy salmon last night

by LordKillington November 8, 2020