cait syndrome

when your head is full of cait
all you can think of is cait
there's cait instead of brain
you're addicted to cait

namir loves cait to an unhealthy level
namir only think about cait , he has cait syndrome

by hornybrah April 21, 2021

Snooze Syndrome.

Alarm... Snooze... Alarm... Snooze.... Alarm... SHIIIIIT!

Even when we know we should probably get up or we will be late we convince ourselfs that sleeping ten miniutes wont hurt, then we repeat and repeat untill we are about half an hour late then blame our alarm.

Beep beep.

Oh 10 more miniutes

Beep beep

*smacks snooze button*

Beep Beep

Go away... OH SHIT IS THAT THE TIME???

*Jumps out of bed muttering "Stupid Snooze Syndrome. !"*

by Anna's February 8, 2010

DMF Syndrome

Dumb Mutha Fucker Syndrome - Someone who continuously appears stupid

He just asked if Martha Stewart owns Martha's Vineyard. That boy has DMF Syndrome.

by Miguelito de Pascuales April 26, 2010

Ethel Syndrome

Slang for an ailment caused by missing someone, or “simping for someone”, most likely called Ethel. The reason the name “Ethel” was picked was because it originated from an elderly man who had strong feelings for his partner (named Ethel). Ethel Syndrome can be used interchangeably with the popular internet slang “simp”.

I like this girl so much, I must have a case of Ethel Syndrome.

by ArcticToast August 19, 2023

Senior Syndrome

The inability to find a proximal or ultimate purpose leading to a feeling of extreme uselessness. Can be confused with senioritis since both causes an individual to avoid work, but senior syndrome is due to a lack of purpose.

I have a severe case of Senior Syndrome, because I know I must do something with my life but I do not know what.

by Shady Zummar April 30, 2014

peace syndrome

A syndrome that severely affects your spellings skill.
Cannot be cured but can be treated with vitamins.

Someone: hi hwo youer doign?
Me: Uhh good, what is wrong with your spellings?
Someone: nThonging ist feni
Me: Do you have peace syndrome?

by Doomester June 8, 2019

mobilophosession syndrome

a new age disorder; with the most visible symptom being an obsession with mobile phones to the extent that one wants to keep changing ones cell phone and buy new or different models but keeps it in ones possession for only a short period.

Man!! he bought another phone again!! i think he has mobilophosession syndrome.

by newagekid May 22, 2012