Special Nap

The act of male members who engage in the activity of masturbation while discreetly disguising the dirty act as taking "a nap with the door locked and the lights off".

Corey- Tom do you want to play a video game?
Uncle Tom- No I'm gonna take a nap with the door locked and the lights off.
Corey- Oh you mean a special nap

by Jack 7 Black March 13, 2009

special purpose

noun. euphemistic term for genitalia, male or female.

Oh man, Jimmy got hit right in his special purpose!

Carol's grumpy today because she's bleeding out of her special purpose.

by Imalegna Jones October 14, 2009

Special K

Nicknames for really cool people, that are a little messed up in the head sometimes, with the letter K beginning their name. Although the person with the nickname "Special K" is cool (and probably okay at xbox), the person who nicknamed the person "Special K" is the cool sauce ultimate. Another nickname for a person already nicknamed "Special K" is runt and caramel.

Hey Special K!
Special K: Can I borrow 37 cents for a refreshEEE?

by Ragoon12345 November 13, 2010

walmart special

A drink made with "Clear American", Rose's Grenadinw and cheep vodka.

After being hung over from cheep vodka I made myself a big walmat special so I could stomach the vodka.

by anonymous August 22, 2003

special gas

n. the vaporous emission released from your suitemate's posterior when he enters your room late at night to say hi

I suspected special gas when Paul entered my room, said hi, turned around, waited a second, then left.

by Tbone March 26, 2004

Steffen Special

Sex act. when male reaches orgasm, their partner sprays pepper spray/mace directly onto the climaxing party's ass hole.

That party was insane last night! When I went to the bathroom, I walked in on a couple in the middle of a steffen special!

by Stamos Anus September 5, 2011

Pissing Special

An action taken in retaliation if your spouse pisses you off, by pissing the sheets on his/her side and then waiting until your significant other 'hops in bed'.

Man, my friend Jake gave his wife a pissing special when she refused him sex.

by Dranon Von Ryle August 31, 2011