Skip to main content

sperm slapper

‘noun’ : ‘a person who tends to dab sperm on another person after ejaculation. Typically applied on the back, around the rib cage and the buttocks.’
I went home with a guy who was a total sperm slapper. There was cum all over me
by BillithandJephphy November 23, 2023
mugGet the sperm slapper mug.

Mega Slapper

When you have your erected penis out and a group of people repeatedly slap it all at once until they either get tired or when it falls off, and by it i mean your peanits.
"Dude, I got a bunch of people to give me a Mega Slapper at the party last night!"
by The Gooning Giant June 10, 2024
mugGet the Mega Slapper mug.

Gang Slopped

To have been irrevocably fucked by a collective.

Being Gand Slopped is typically the case after having been Gang Stalked by a determined group, and similarly to the medieval pillory, it's an act of great humiliation that welcomes public ridicule.

The acts that define being "slopped" include but are not limited to: group surprise sex onto one person, group surprise molestation onto one person, group surprise sexual assault onto one person, surprise humiliation onto one person.

The criteria for "gang" necessitates that the group is not just a band of common thugs, but rather a highly organized and formally operational institution. An organization like the CIA, FBI, DEA, TSA, USPS, British Royal Family, US NAVY, Iran Revolutionary Guard, Israeli Mossad, Russian FSB, and the Walt Disney Company are all possible collectives that could leave a target gang slopped.

A notable figure who was gang stalked by the CIA/Mossad and then went on to be gang slopped is Muammar Gaddafi.
John told me that he was being gang stalked by the CIA for condemning the butchering of children. I thought he was crazy.. Then I saw him end up on the news dead and sodomized. Turns out he was being gang stalked and even ended up getting gang slopped by the CIA!
by Dusty Knuckles January 9, 2025
mugGet the Gang Slopped mug.

Casket slapper

A funeral except a really wild one with karaoke
Matt: Guys, when it’s my time to go, I want you to have a great time, make it really memorable. Goddamn it I want a real casket slapper!

Jay: like with karaoke?

Pob: don’t worry bro, I promise you it will be a real casket slapped
by Pobby Weirdo March 26, 2025
mugGet the Casket slapper mug.

Stick Slapper

A term used to represent when something is really funny. Usually followed by a slap of the dick
yo Gurt that joke was a stick slapper ngl.
by gurt sucker39 May 30, 2025
mugGet the Stick Slapper mug.

Cincinnati Slapper

When a girl pours cinnamon (maybe other various spices) all over your cock and balls and she slaps the fuck out of your burning genitalia.
“Oh man I can’t walk, my dick still burns from that Cincinnati slapper I got last night
by Homo shitdick July 4, 2025
mugGet the Cincinnati Slapper mug.

Cincinnati Slapper

When your girl pours cinnamon (or any various other spices) all over your cock and balls and proceeds to slap the fuck out of your burning genitalia.
“Damn man my shit still burns, my girl gave me a Cincinnati Slapper last night
by Homo shitdick July 4, 2025
mugGet the Cincinnati Slapper mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email