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SHART toes

A toe with massive caca on it smells like burnt onions, and feels like sand between my toes on the beach, so beautiful to hang on your wall, I love it so much and I numerdore es caca
I have es SHART toes , and can’t walk
by es numero caca J March 9, 2023
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Kamikaze Shart

When you purposefully spray Liquid ass in your restroom to make it miserable for the next person who has to poop after you.
Holy crap dude, I Kamikaze shart the shitter and Mike threw up before he could even begin pooping
by ObsidianWraith March 27, 2023
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Shart Failure

When you think you’re only going to fart and then feel like you’ve sharted but after running to the toilet, you were actually able to keep the disaster between your cheeks and not in your $35/pair underwear.
Dude, I’m so lucky. I thought I ruined these boxer briefs when I c’d my p’s but it was actually “shart failure.”
by Newsfguy1 March 29, 2025
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Tokyo Shart

The hardest shit you've ever had
by anonymous April 13, 2025
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<.7.9.7.6.>I Did Not Know SHopping Carts MEant "'Shart'"<.7.9.7.6.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025
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Macked Off The Shart

When you smack that yart so much that you fart and shit at the same time
by swpp11 May 19, 2025
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