Skip to main content

Nut roast

When your fucking your bitch on a stove!!
I'm in pain from last nights when I nut roast.
by The dark Gerth November 4, 2016
mugGet the Nut roast mug.

ROAST

I want led to have sex with them so I asked them to roast
by taco67 December 24, 2022
mugGet the ROAST mug.

chode roasting

The act of quickly and violently shooting out another team in paintball, turning out with tournament markers against new kids with rentals.
Dude, we're going chode roasting at the Wednesday Night Fights after the Big Game, you down?
by g4ll4g January 13, 2011
mugGet the chode roasting mug.

Roasting Chestnut

A classic holiday sex move, one person fills their mouth with the hot sauce of their choice. The male partner then proceeds to tea bag their partner's hot sauce laden mouth until his nuts are ablaze. Said partner then rubs his roasting nuts on their chest until climax henceforth screaming "Happy Holidays ya filthy animal."
Dude last night I pulled a roasting chestnut on your mom underneath the mistletoe. That shit was on fire!
by LooseHawgs17 January 24, 2016
mugGet the Roasting Chestnut mug.

Penis Roasting

Making jokes about ones penis and it's size.
Jerry was really penis Roasting tom by saying his was so long and thin like crap!
by Starsky Hutch 1010 December 12, 2020
mugGet the Penis Roasting mug.

Intellectual roast

An intellectual roast is when you roast someone by proving you're smarter.
"What's 2+2?"

"4. Boom! Intellectual roast!"
by Clarinet Jones January 22, 2017
mugGet the Intellectual roast mug.

Chronic Roasting

Chronic roasting is a comeback that specializes in the art of sarcastic satire. In this case Person A will Ensue to dismiss any of Person B sarcasm by reverse humour. It is chronic due to the amount of effort and the persistence the Person A will go through just to make the comeback so forceful that Person B would assume to have an existential crisis.
"your bloodline is as weak as that fade, you done fucked up now"
"well fuck me sideways, didn't know we were going to talk about my appearance when you the side bitch in your relationship if you don't get your ass together I'll do some Chronic Roasting, That'll straighten you out"
by Ain't your damn Business April 7, 2018
mugGet the Chronic Roasting mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email