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Raving Queer

A gay man that goes around parading about his sexually.
walking through manchester arndale, shouting as loud as he can down the phone to his women best friend 'Yes! I do love cock in my arse, i am abit of a raving queer'
by I JI IP IL 4 WI I June 9, 2009
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raking the carpet

Using a backscratcher (or some other sharp or rough object) to give sexual pleasure to a woman. Can be performed on oneself or others.
"Yo dawg, my girlfriend has some crazy-ass fetishes, last night she had me raking the carpet."
"Damn."
by CarpetRaker October 16, 2009
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Raking the leaves

The act of rolling up a blunt to smoke
"Hey you gonna be raking the leaves later today?"

"Hell yeah!!"
by Kittywittymix August 29, 2016
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Twitter Raping

The act of texting someone information about what one is doing in a twitter like fashion. Because it is via text message the recipients are forced to receive it.
Person 1:James keeps texting me whatever he is doing, its so annoying.
Person 2: He's twitter raping you dude
by DiggerWithAttitude July 10, 2009
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Spanish Raping

Placing a sombrero and mustache on your penis after seasoning it with taco seasoning and enchilada sauce and then proceeding to rape the nearest obese woman with a strong vaginal odor.
Guy 1: I'm so stoned and horny...where's the taco seasoning?
Guy 2: Aw, yiss! Spanish Raping time!!!
by Jake From Statefarm August 20, 2013
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Evolution of Presidential Approval Ratings

1. Shitty president ends his term. Everybody is pretty PO'd from his actions in office.

2. The candidates are picked. The one who can spout enough bullshit is picked to be the next president.

3. President makes a bunch of promises about change and hope. Approval ratings jump.

4. President does something kind of good. Approval ratings climb. Everybody's life if still a piece of shit, but look, we got this guy as our president!

5. President doesn't do much of anything. Ratings slightly drop, but holy shit, check out who's our president!

(Optional Step) Win a Nobel Peace Prize for no reason. Approval ratings are back up.

6. Passes controversial act/law/ect. that really hurt his ratings. People are also seeing through his promises. Ratings drop.

7. Continues to do little other than talk and do small things. Ratings go down a tad bit further.

8. REELECTED!! Ratings go up yet again. Repeat a few steps and...

9. Shitty president ends his term. Everybody is pretty PO'd from his actions in office.
by fgsfdsMASTER December 31, 2009
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racing stripes

when a girl shaves her hairy bush with 2 or 3 stripes leading to her cooter
Oh man, I went down on this girl and she had racing stripes.
by Apu February 12, 2003
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