Cool Ranch Pudding

The cold cum of a hobo

I was sitting on the bench at the bus stop when a homeless man snuck up on me from behind and deposited his cool ranch pudding on my shoulder.

by CowboyChance February 27, 2021

pudding

Something so bad that it has to be replaced with pudding.

"That sex scene in Network was pudding."

by Jonathan Burrello December 12, 2009

pud

cock. penis even. maybe even wiener.

"aye you been pulling your pud lately?"

by GremlinGrem November 4, 2022

Pud

a mud puddle

We can't sled on that Hill because there's a pud at the bottom

by YoureWelcome___ January 29, 2022

pudding

The best dessert when you have crippling depression.

Are you depressed, eat pudding.

by Senhor Banhanha December 26, 2016

pudding bum

heavily obese person

EEE, that lauren is a major pudding bum

by oooochieee April 26, 2021

Apple Pudding

(verb) When someone is being filmed, but is looking at the camera.

Director: Hey, you extras need to stop apple pudding or I’ll replace you!

by A1burt December 4, 2020