swimming in a pool of his own piss

Wallowing in a situation that you created and could easily get yourself out of while also trying to make others miserable to make yourself feel better (trying to drag them into the pool as well).

Sam: Have you talked to Rick recently?
Tom: Not really, he's been even more of a jerk since his girlfriend broke up with him. Every time I try, he just makes me feel bad about something. I know he's upset, but he's just trying to make me feel to feel better about himself.
Sam: Sounds like he's swimming in a pool of his own piss and trying to drag you in.

by pebisibepis April 6, 2023

Pissing in the pool

Doing something uncharacteristically nice with corrupt motives; faking affection to get something from another person. Warmth with an unpleasant origin.

"Did you hear that Dylan's boyfriend brought home two dozen roses yesterday?"
"Yeah, but everyone knows he's cheating. He's just pissing in the pool."

by transm.ascot May 5, 2023

Ben Poole

A student at Crossroads public school in ontario canada

i met ben poole today

by BEN POOLE November 22, 2023

rimming pool

A human centipede of ass lickers (rimmers) to make the shape of a pool or an endless track. E.g a circle

Ethan said he was going to the rimming pool later, never knew he was into that.

by BrenTheBarbarian November 29, 2023

swimming pool hotdog

when the buns are a little bit soggy

i gave stacy a swimming pool hotdog

by rennepenne December 3, 2023

Rimming pool

A circular shape of ass eating like a human centipede or an orgy of rimmers in a pool like formation

Ethan's heading over to the rimming pool. What the fuck.

by BrenTheBarbarian December 11, 2023

Pool noodle

A pool noodle is a white guy that likes being around Asian women around a pool

Look at Sean over there. He’s having a backyard summer pool party with his uni students from his Asian fashion class he teaches. He’s so happy. What a pool noodle!

by Bowslosski December 15, 2023