Poke-n-Choke

When a man or woman shoves their finger up their ass and procedes to stick said finger down their throat.

Guy 1: Bro, I was up all night hitting the poke-n-choke with Francis. I will be partaking in round two tonight.
Guy 2: Can I come?

by Skebbably Too-schue February 10, 2023

pokelwaldt

Extraordinarily superb at felatio

Dan is the ultimate pokelwaldt!

by RUDDYBEARD13 February 22, 2023

Poker face

A song released by Lady Gaga in September 2008. It is also sung by Eric Cartman.

Guy 1: Yo, I was watching south park and poker face came on!

Guy 2: You mean poker face, the song by lady gaga?

Guy 1: yeah dude, Eric cartman sung it

by Mistyman6 March 14, 2023

Coker Poked

To experience Life-Altering or otherwise fantastic cunnilingus or intercourse.

"Daaaayum, Homie! Susan's walking like she's been bare backing a mechanical bull! That ho got COKER POKED!

by Antoine Remmington III October 27, 2007

lady poker

another name for ones dick

i gotta go drain the lady poker

by tapernateva September 18, 2009

Mr Pokemon

The name given to a cool fat guy in the Pokemon games. He collects rare Pokemon and decides to freely give them away at times. He also hangs out with Prof. Oak, and gets drunk with him, although that is a little mentioned fact due to the audience of the Pokemon games. The name Mr Pokemon also refers to one of the coolest cats you'll find in the Pokemon Universe. You should try to be more like him.

Mr Pokemon

by Mr Pokemon April 20, 2011

bride poker

The present that the groom gives a bride the night before the wedding, consists of farting on rachels pillow, giving her pink eye while she's tantastic spraying green spiderwebs

'dude I'm getting married tomorrow and Shay hasn't brought me my bride poker'

'don't worry Rachel, it will come'

by mcmorgz February 21, 2014