Asian parents

they're mostly strict and dominant.

it's probably because of cultural values.

In most Asian countries, authority is deeply honored and you must respect your elders.

person a: i have those asian parents
person b: i feel bad for u

by VivianR34 May 13, 2023

Parent Teacher Conference

When your child is so fucking stupid, failing every class and showing no signs that there's no hope they'll ever graduate and move out. It's the last resort is initiated by the parents; an emergency hook up to see if anything can be "worked out".

Dad: Connie, have you seen Norman's latest report card? Goddamn it! How can this boy be so fucking stupid? He's failing 12th grade for the second year in a row. It's even worse this year than last year!!
Mom: I know Derek, but I have a solution. I have scheduled a parent teacher conference this weekend with the principal. I'm sure we'll work something out.
Dad: Whatever it takes. I can't this idiot living here one day past his 18th birthday!

by Old Man Neltson July 27, 2023

National piss on your parents lawn day

This day falls on January 1st.

Start your year off with proving who's the boss.

Craig: hey man it's national piss on your parents lawn day
John: fuck yea time to show em who's boss

by Bigggggfugggerrr October 15, 2020

parents

The people who think they are doing the right thing for you but are just fucking you up and blaming it on social media. These two beings claim they love you but take out all their frustrations out on you, tell others terrible things about you and act like they did not want you in the first place and the worse thing is, is that you grow up thinking it was your fault they were this way

I must be useless since my parents keep calling me that.

by depressed person November 22, 2021

Penguin parent

This is the strict parent, who disciplines their children (or other children) publicly. Although the name may sound confusing, it’s an ironic reference to the the contrasts between how actual penguin mothers are incredibly loving and caring, versus the public disciplinarian.

This parent, in the middle of their children’s game, will charge the field, to yell at a referee, their son, or another kid. This is different from heckling, penguin parents are much more confrontational.

by Big josh boy yuhh May 16, 2023

Parental amnesia

Missing out on tasks and duties because parental duties take precedence.

The polite way of using your child as an excuse.

Most common in parents of children aged 5 and under.

Sorry couldn’t call you last night, freaking parental amnesia doesn’t let me keep track of things.

by Ashfaq Qayuum Hayat March 7, 2022

Parent

Parent(s). Two people who love, care, support, listen, and be there for their children…that’s what children deserve. Not two people who neglect, hurt, exclude, shame, and damage their children. Children deserve parents but not all adults deserve children.

Parent: I’ll support, love, and listen to you with whatever you say. We love you with all our hearts and we will listen to what you need best and to help whenever.
Anything other than love, support, kindness, and being there mentally/physically is no parent and dose not deserve children

by Highforlove_1010 April 13, 2025