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King of No Pants

A declaritive statement for when a person is not wearing pants. Person can or cannot be drunk, but typically, they are drunk. Can also be Queen of No Pants if one is a female.
Chris proclaimed himself as the King of No Pants, while drunk on Bacardi 151 with his pants off.
by Kouryou November 22, 2004
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Mushy Pants

The feeling a male expeirences when he has ejaculated inside his pants and continues to wear them. As the semen makes the pants feel wet and squidgy, like the pants are made of some strange spongy material. Opinions of the feeling vary, some think that it is nice while others detest it. It usually ends in the pants being changed or washed within 2 hours of the incident.
"Shit mayne, I just blew a load in my pants and now i got mushy pants".
by The Bim March 24, 2008
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Tauren in the Pants

Taurens are huge, half-bovine half-men in the Warcraft video games. The term 'tauren in the pants' refers to two things; a man having either a very large penis, or being excessively hairy in the pubic area. Originated from assumptions that taurens encompass both of these things.
"You know, dude, you really are a douche."
"Yeah, well, at least i'm tauren in the pants."
by Vinnie July 29, 2008
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IPod in the pants

Derogatory description of male anatomy, based on Apple's portable music player which is small and white.
No, I wouldn't sleep with him again, he's IPod in the pants.
by D November 16, 2003
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Fanta Pants

Fanta Pants refers to a person with bright orange or ginger hair.: referring to their pubes. A Moringe.
Check out Fanta Pants over there, that dude is bursting with excitement !
by ozelement October 14, 2010
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crazy pants

that guy has on the crazy pants
by irzab1 August 27, 2009
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In My Pants

A term invented by the great gordo its the new "thats what she said
Person 1:its pretty hard
Person 2: haha thats what she said
Person 3: yeah in my pants
by Mark Wilson Jr February 26, 2010
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