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pongo matress

a slutty house wife or young girl or sister or your mother that sleeps with a lot of pongos (army guys)
origin: petawawa/pembroke
"hey john whats it like to be married to a pongo matress"
"rob likes pongo matress"
by shawpainpleasure September 24, 2005
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Pones

Pones is derived from Danny Jones & Dougie Poynter of McFLY fame, coupling the pair's last names, merging them together.

They are the most popular'slash' fandom pairing coming from the band McFLY.

It is an abbreviation of 'Poynter-Jones' and can also be said as 'Joynter', reversing the dominant surname.
Pones is my OTP! It's my favourite slash pairing ever!
by Claire Thackray January 30, 2009
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poner

An erection that results from having to urinate very badly.
Noah was too shy to use the bathroom at the night club and he wound up getting a poner on the dance floor.
by Chonky June 25, 2007
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stingy ponytail

when a nappy headed hoodrat combs or brushes their baldheaded rough hair into a little ass ponytail that looks like the rubberband could fly off any second cause it won't give up that tiny piece of shit for nothing.
Shanicia had to comb her little rough dry mess of a hair into a stingy ponytail cause her shit is fucked up.
by bam bam boy October 4, 2008
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Man Pong

A similar game like beer pong, but with a different scenario. Its a 3 vs 3 game, with 21 cups, where each player picks a player to go against (partner). The players then shoot the balls, and if made, the player who they were partners with drinks the beer (players can shoot out of order, as long as his partner has taken his turn, he then can shoot back with out waiting for the others.) The team who has 0 cups at the end loses.
Dude, i got hammered playing Man Pong.
by Paul Molina August 28, 2010
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ponch

It's a flab pack for a girl. Like a beer gut. If the pants are too tight the ponch tends to hang over the rim of the pants. Can also be an insult.
"Your ponch is sticking out... It's fucking disgusting...Lose weight..NOW"

"You stupid ponch. Go away"
by Shauna May 10, 2004
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Pony

Refers mainly food. Also anything one might consider good.
by thebobo August 8, 2017
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