lay a pipe

taking a dump, roping a growler,dropping the children off at the pool, pinching a loaf, faxing the president, building the hershey highway,dropping a log, tapping a colon, releasing the anaconda

I have to lay a pipe soooooo bad the turtle's peeping outta his shell!

by endoscrapy August 31, 2008

Sewage Pipe

When your whore girlfriend takes a disgusting foul smelling shit on your boner.

Tony: Amanda is such a whore!!!
Micheal: What did she do?
Tony: She totally sewage piped me!!!
Micheal: Wow, what a whore

by hairy gay monkey ballz August 13, 2015

Pro Pipe

A slang term for performing oral sex on a male individual.

Little Timmy was walking down the street one day, when a prostitute offered him a pro pipe for $5.

by FenderBenderx May 28, 2010

Fart pipe

Sound produced by the ass-hole while receiving a blow-job. Very embarassing.

"That slutty girl was giving me a blowjob but then I came so hard that a had a fart pipe."

by Rayon February 17, 2004

Hash Pipe

A washed up, old spinster with unquestionable hygene difficiencies and garage door-sized (two bay) figure. Like the Old Stove, the Hash Pipe is prone to frequent in value-brand hotel bars and chain restaurants.

That hash pipe just stole my bar stool!

by Quad Dog 20/20 April 16, 2008

laying pipe

(v) To take or the act of taking a shit. Specifically a large, cylandrical, log-like dump.

"I was laying some serious pipe on the shitter."

by Tom January 10, 2005

pipe dream

A fantasy someone has while under the influence of marijuana. Somewhere between a day dream and a regular dream.

When I was packin' the bowl, I had a pipe dream that I was on the beach in Jamaica!

by hbi September 20, 2004