Civil Air Patrol

a overrated boy scouts that goes around giving military ranks to kids even though no one respects them.

I'm never going to fly a plane if some 12 and 13 year old kids from the Civil Air Patrol are going to be my only rescue!

by General's Fried Chicken June 19, 2009

NYPD Highway Patrol

: n. A unit within the New York City Police Department that is responsible for raising revenue on the highways of New York City. The unit is comprised of miserable outcasts that cannot be partnered up with anyone in an RMP, were not able to get hired by any legitimate State Police agency, geeks that believe that writing "movers" (i.e. moving violations) will avenge their social shortcomings that they've encountered since high school, or any combination of the three. They are most obnoxious to fellow PD members and FD employees. An individual of this unit is known pejoratively as "Harry Highway" by other PD members as well as FD and several other city agencies.

Look at that NYPD Highway Patrol loser! "Harry Highway" loves to pretend he's a state trooper.

by fdpdtruth May 21, 2010

Pixie Patrol

A name commonly used by the Army and Navy cadets to describe Air force cadets, it refers to the fact the the Air Force is used to "patrol" the skies. and the fact that they are a bunch of pixies

Army cadet 1: ah. fuck. look air fairies.
Army cadet 2: Shit Look at that Pixie patrol.
Army cadet 1: God, i wish i was one. *laughs*
Pixies: Fuck you.
Army cadet 2: you'd like that wouldn't you?

by Nickøs. January 5, 2010

Petroski

A man, usually a sexy dwarf. Has little power or command and they like to think that they are in control. (they are great in bed)

1. Man! I wanna get in that petroski's pants! It turns me on!

2. Hmmm. -licks lips- mmmm.. Petroski!

by Alfred Tomahawk October 26, 2008

patroned

Another word for pwned (owned).

"Yo momma so fat, her blood type is ragu!"
"OOoOOOO, patroned!"

by Andrewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww August 25, 2007

petrolsexual

Someone in whom the idea of oil, gasoline, kerosene, diesel or other petroleum-based products instills quasi-sexual, nearly erotic fantasies. See: George Bush.

Wow, his humvee gets 7 miles to the gallon. He must be a petrolsexual.

by MisterMixerUpper July 18, 2007

petrolhead

Term of abuse used by environmentalists against car users.

"The petrolheads may soon run out of road; gridlock is certain in many areas by 2005"

by Nupe January 7, 2004