Jilling Off

Slang term for female masturbation

"Hey why weren't you at the party last night?"
"Eh, I decided I'd rather stay home, watch some netflix, and do some Jilling off"

by MoreLikeAPuma July 22, 2015

Dick-off

A competition between guys to see who has the biggest dick.

Person 1 : I bet my shlong is far bigger than yours

Person 2 : Theres only 1 way to find out, lets have a dick-off

by bennycnz March 30, 2010

jill off

The female phrase of to masturbate, otherwise known as the female version of to jack off.

She was so horny she had to jill off, and relieve her tension. The guys had such hot bodies at the gym that it made her want to jill.

by Chandler V. April 02, 2007

blow off

to cancel plans, dates or events

I blew off my plans to hang out with my girlfriend.

by A. March 20, 2005

walk it off

to stand up like a man and forget about it,or Deal with it. like a man

"To make fun of for something stupid"

"he got his ass beat down now Walk it off!,"

by homeboy May 06, 2004

kicking off

To start a fight.

When I called them wankers they started kicking off.

by Ian Chode April 03, 2003

whack off

my favorite pasttime, next to sleeping

i like to whack off several times a day, it feels so good

by Yakov the Jack off September 29, 2003