vacation dick

A huge penis that you only want inside of you once every couple months.

This guy had a vacation dick I don't know if I can handle it again

by IloveyouVenezia June 17, 2016

Cheeto Dick

When you masturbate and eat cheetos and end up with an orange dick.

Chester Cheetah got a scorching case of Cheeto dick during lunch.

by Duke January 22, 2003

drunk dick

drunk dick.

when you've had way to much to drink and you're too drunk to fuck.

no boner

check out that drunk dick loser over there trying to suck his own limp dick. omg what the hell did he just puke!

by RepOmaN April 15, 2013

Dick-visit

When a female comes over to your home strictly for but not limited to the interaction with a mans penis, or "Street Cannon" as David Burns has coined it.

David: Hey Seth, do you want to come over tonight and throw eggs at passing vehicles from the roof of my apartment complex?

Seth: I can't tonight. Christina is coming over for a Dick-visit.

by Rich Dickson September 29, 2010

young dick

Expression used by sexual predators when referring to adolescent male prey.

I need to get me some young dick.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2019

Dick pandering

A woman or man who agrees with anything a man says just to feel accepted or wanted. A person who will double cross you for some dick. A thirsty individual who uses social media to look for dick.

Some women join social media groups just to start dick pandering

by Danidiva78 January 6, 2017

glue dick

A condition that occurs to males, usually after a night of sex. The male goes into the bathroom to urinate, and a paste almost clogs his urethra. The result is not one, but two (or more) streams are released. One hits the toilet seat, one runs down the male's leg, and one hits the cat. The toilet water is never touched.

I had to shower and change my pants because glue dick sprayed all over the bathroom again!

by randalllflagg September 1, 2013