Dick-visit 

When a female comes over to your home strictly for but not limited to the interaction with a mans penis, or "Street Cannon" as David Burns has coined it.

David: Hey Seth, do you want to come over tonight and throw eggs at passing vehicles from the roof of my apartment complex?

Seth: I can't tonight. Christina is coming over for a Dick-visit.

Dick-visit by Rich Dickson September 29, 2010

filthy dick visit 

A Dick Visit (see Dick Visit) in which afterwards your sheets, carpet, and a pair of gym socks have to be profesionally cleaned or burned due to irreperable damage due to seamen/ urine/feces stains.

Hey Eddie, I'm gonna have to take a rain check on watching the Red Sox pound the shit out of the Yankeeys again tonight; Claudia came by for a Filthy Dick Visit this afternoon and the cleaning crew will be here working until about midnight cleaning the feces and seamen off the carpets and walls.

filthy dick visit by Richard Dickhausen September 20, 2013

Dick Vision 

When someone has dick on the mind, they will stop at nothing to get laid regardless of what anyone says to try and stop them.

Yo, Krista had some serious dick vision the other night.

Dick Vision by Britton16 April 13, 2017

Dick Vision 

Where someone drinks too much vodka and will then stop at nothing until they get dick.

Hey, Becca, you see Alex over there?

Get me a voddy!

(Dick Vision in progress)

Dick Vision by Wights April 19, 2018

Dick Vision 

/dik ˈviZHən/
Noun
When a man is wanting sex (thinking with his dick) so badly that all people look more attractive.

Joseph Joestar is so horny that he has dick vision going on.
Joseph Joestar got that dick vision.

Dick Vision by Schilp June 4, 2022

Dick Vision 

"Dick Vision" is a tongue-in-cheek phrase used when someone hilariously and unexpectedly finds themselves noticing phallic shapes in the most ordinary objects around them. Picture this: you're walking down the street, and suddenly every lamp post, bottle, or even oddly shaped vegetables at the market starts looking suspiciously like a cartoonish rendition of male genitalia. It's like having a funny pair of glasses on that turns the world into a hidden adult-themed comedy show. This term is usually used among friends for a good laugh, highlighting the quirky and sometimes absurd human tendency to find patterns in random things.

As Toni burst into laughter pointing at the closed umbrella, one of her friends chimed in with a smirk, "Oh no, Toni's got Dick Vision! Watch out, she's on a roll – soon even the hot dogs and cucumbers will be part of her phallic parade!"

Dick Vision by Demigod33 December 21, 2023

dick tunnel vision 

When an individual is so focused on getting laid and getting some dick that night, that they are relentless in their efforts to achieve that goal.

Christine had some crazy dick tunnel vision last night, she left her friends at the bar for that guy.

dick tunnel vision by murse93 October 4, 2015