Tarded now

A person or place (noun) that has recently done something so dumb, or of a low IQ (intelligence quotient) that they now qualify as mentally handicapped or having a learning disability.

Bob dropped that loading dock straight onto his head. He is tarded now.

by Scribblyscrabbidydoo May 22, 2018

lmao now brown cow

When someone says lmao, people often say this to rhyme with them.

Ex: lmao lmao lmao

Ha lmao now brown cow

Lmao dude, that’s funny, lmao now brown cow

by John David May 15, 2018

Prime Now

To prepare (or prime) ones body with hydration before a marathon drinking session, in quick fashion

There's a long day of drinking ahead of us. We better prime now a Gatorade!

by MSDos622 July 25, 2018

T-now

Today; right now.

You need to get your ass home t-now!

by Radaremedyroo March 30, 2019

just now

way of saying ‘see you later’ or ‘goodbye’

cat- ‘i’m going home now’
dog- ‘okay.. just now’
cat- ‘just now’

by jxmxnxo July 22, 2019

for now

a stupid word created by jack campbell that confuses everyone and makes zero sense

“should i give up all hope on us”
“yes for now” “but i still love you”

by Rbrennan21 November 8, 2019

Buy now, pay later

Something that tackles retail therapy. Allowing you to make purchases and pay for it when you’re okay again.

“This day sucked so I’m just gonna buy now, pay later with Klarna. Life is not perfect but my outfit can be.”

by VON_Schlippenbach June 9, 2020