This singing shit is like peeing for him omg

Loosely inspired by hatsunem7ku's hit tweet on X, "this X shit is like peeing for pronoun omg" can be used to describe something a person is extremely bad at.

Person 1: Yo, did you hear Kevin got a D- on his math test?
Person 2: This calculating shit is like peeing for them omg

Person 1: Dude Tyler the creator's new song sucks ass..
Person 2: This singing shit is like peeing for him omg

by walucidamn November 1, 2025

Throw him the rod

(V.) To fuck a guy without formalities. Balls-deep and kinda rough.

We flirt, and of course one thing leads to another, and then I start to throw him the rod. We always go a good long time.

by Frozen Alien November 18, 2025

painting him

When a man ejaculates on or in another man, particularly used among the gay community

Person 1: what are you doing over break?
Person 2: im thinking about painting him

by Kaiyren December 6, 2025

Him

Jesus Christ

You believe in Jesus? You know him?

by Migale December 26, 2025

Keeping him cool

Fucking a man in the ass

When it came to how jake and Paul hung out with cheddar wiz his freshman year they were keeping him cool

by Rocheman4280 December 27, 2025

run off and leave him NOT holding the bag

To not only skip out on your partner in crime so dat he gets da blame for your "combined" transgressions, but you also abscond with whatever ill-gotten booty dat said hapless cohort helped you to "acquire"!

In da "Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn" tale, da King and da Duke had both secretly planned to bilk da other out of da sack of gold --- i.e., each one of said selfish 'n' shameless shysters possessed da classic "no honor among thieves" mindset, and thus was going to pull da disgraceful "run off and leave him NOT holding the bag" on his unwitting accomplice!

by QuacksO January 18, 2025

Which is why I'm pretending to be him

He's a Neo-Nazi

A retard "Which is why I'm pretending to be him! Cus, you know, I'm not a Neo-Nazi but this guy is better than me at an existential level! What I'm doing is a reflection of his neo-nazi-ism and is NOT a reflection of how warped my own mind is! Really! I certainty wasn't enamored with how brilliant and cool he is... This is um... Not that..."

by Hym Iam January 19, 2025