Nog

To give a sloppery or poorley executed blow job

Hey girl, come give me some nog

by J.A.A July 4, 2018

Nog

What your roommate watches after quietly walking to his bedroom and locking the door. Was formerly known as pornography.

Jarod: “Mike’s been in his room a while. What do you think is going on?”
Kevin: “He’s definitely watching some nog.”

by daltonjfk August 30, 2019

Nog

A cluster of toes

A Nog is a cluster of toes

by Anonymous Nog July 17, 2018

Nogtard's Tongue

The largest member of the slug family, a slimy purple beast weighing over 4 pounds. This species is believed to have a world population of one, the individual in question residing in the mouth of a fat black moron known as Nogtard. It is force-fed a diet of Sargent's apple pies, Hill's ginger biscuits and Smart Price vanilla ice cream.

You can keep your tarantulas, pythons and grizzlies. The most fearsome, disgusting creature in the world is Nogtard's Tongue.

by by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle August 1, 2009

Kitten Noggin

n. A strong liking for cute things, such as kittens

"That girl squeals every time she sees a cute dog walking down the street!"
"Yea, she has quite the Kitten Noggin."

by aTastyNoodle August 12, 2016

NOGAF

an acronym standing for "No One Gives a Fuck". It comes from the common no life facebook post, in which any good samaritan should kindly relay the message that no one cares.

The comment is geared towards but not limited to; vague posts on how the night was, what they ate, some dumb philosophy on relationships, and the hot new person they are into. If a post looks like a plead for attention just post NOGAF

Girl on FB:Depressing night :(
Good Samaritan:NOGAF

Girl on FB: god this always happens to me:(
Good Samaritan: NO GAF

by Bill Ruthersbe IV August 20, 2012

snowy noggin - no toboggan

euphemism for a man of advanced years who suffers from erectile dysfunction

Scientists should tell closed-minded, right-wingers that genetic research will produce a cure for snowy noggin - no toboggan.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 13, 2013