bong monkey

A Human ancestor theorized by Potopia. Discovered fire and used it to light the bong. Frequent user of cannabis. Also a stoner. Can also be used as a person who lights the bong for another person, used for long bongs.

" That dude is the bong monkey!"

by Potopia November 6, 2007

monkey dump

Taking a random shit in someone's house during a party.

I was cleaning up after the party last night and someone took a monkey dump in my living room.

by Harper Bellows March 22, 2003

monkey-hole

Rectum. (Damn near killed 'em!)

No one should ever have a dildo the size of a zucchini crammed into her monkey-hole.

by quonsar the magnificent November 9, 2003

office monkey

Low paying low self esteem job involving no creativity or thought other than how to avoid the attentions of a team leader who earns a little more than 1000 pounds more than you .

remember these people are office monkeys so killing them isn't a crime their already dead inside

by dregj September 23, 2010

monkey dacker

Mid-Atlantic vernacular for members of a fishing message board who for the most part talk alot of shit and dont actually fish much.

Refugees from "the Other Place".

Those who quiver at the sound of "She who cannot be named".

Goodgrief is the quintessential Monkey Dacker

by Pasture_denizen September 16, 2008

Monkey run

The stupid half-run people do when the crossing signal light goes from green to red as they're crossing the road.

Look at that guy doing a monkey run across the street.

by mazzyg January 6, 2009

monkey

A typical cockney slang term used generally in London, which refers to £500.

I make a monkey a week mate

Lend me a monkey mate

by sharmasaab21 July 18, 2013