Moist Battery

When a female puts 2 AA batteries up her vagina and rubs her feet on carpet vigorously to create an electric charge causing stimulation

That moist battery was intense last night

by Moist Battery September 22, 2016

Moist Pupper Stuffer

A little dog's wet nose, often used to stuff its face into things. Ex; food bowls, owner's butt cheeks, or other crevices.

Susie: Oh my gosh! Your dog's little wet nose is so cute!
Fred: Oh, yeah. That's Gizmo's Moist Pupper Stuffer.

by Chad252 November 18, 2016

moist fondle

fiddling with ones ballsack while it is extremely wet or sweaty, usually after going for a swim or a wet environment

I had a really moist fondle after going in the lake yesterday

by TheDonnyPlays December 8, 2016

Moise

Sweet, caring and beautiful person. Knows how to make you smile. A sexy and attractive guy with a cute smile. He has really good faith and cares a lot about friends and family. Really nice to other people and likes kids. Often looks sexy without knowing. Likes telling untrue stories just for excitement.

You're lucky you found Moise

by Hey_Beauty December 29, 2016

Moisture train

When you don't shake well enough after going pee and it trickles down your leg a little

Man I went to use the bathroom and got a moisture train.

by Urbanpanhandler January 3, 2017

Moist

When your not strong enough to fight and you're weak - more or less calling someone wet

Alternative for weak or wet

You cannot fight !! so moist!

by chilliad2002 February 10, 2017

Moist

A paradoxical word meaning someone or something really awesome, or someone or something foul, funky and disgusting.

1.Dude she need to stay away from that guy hes hella moist!
2. You try that awesome salsa that shit is wicked moist!

by Mtg187 March 14, 2017