that one friend that acts like a mom and acts like they know everything when in reality they do everything they tell u not too
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An Arabian camel jockey rag head bastard who is doped out on chalkboard dust beats the living shit out of his mam with lamps, slippery dildos, moltof KAKtails, etc.
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Get the Mom Destroyer mug.The maternal equivalent of dad rock. These are the female singer-songwriters your father never grew fond of as well as the heart-throbs of your mother's youth. Includes any album made before you were born that requires a vagina to fully appreciate.
You: I looked through mum's old vinyl collection for some rare Beatles LPs, but all I found were these late-80s Bob Dylan records!
Dad: That's mom rock for ya, son.
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Get the mom wallet mug.when your mom pops up in a thread on a social network (facebook for instance) and puts in her two cents, often in a righteous, motherly tone.
I posted on facebook about how much of a pimp I am. Then my mom posted that I better be using protection, and treating women with respect. I got mom'd.
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My mom makes the most obtuse mom-ments sometimes. Like yesterday morning, I was telling her how I was going out with friends and she reached for my arm and said "Now Dear, if you are going out with your friends, you really should change out of your pajamas. Those are pajamas, right? I never can tell the fashion these days."
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