minnesota mind fuck 

when something happens in the great north star state that is so incredibly awesome / disgusting / incredible that it leaves viewers speechless and expressionless

Dude i got totally Minnesota mind fucked last night when i saw ten chicks having an orgy on my front lawn

minnesota mind fuck by jake11094 July 25, 2011

woke mind virus 

A contagious ideological mindset that tends to infect susceptible groups, such as collage professors, television news reporters, actors, and obese, green-haired, non-binary gender fluid demiboys.

Tyler, an obese, green-haired, non-binary gender fluid demiboy (her/them) has been infected with the woke mind virus.

woke mind virus by PBSPinchback April 20, 2022

Woke mind virus 

The ideology of all the people who claim their politically correct beliefs are right as it is only they and like-minded people who truly recognize society’s problems.

Thinking only your perspective is the ideal one is nothing but woke mind virus

Woke mind virus by ScienceBEE December 31, 2022

mega mind moment 

when you have a thought idea or whatever usually happens when you verbalize said concept but it in attempting to be overly complex and smart like a big brain you just end up being stupid.

girl 1: wouldn’t it be helpful if books had subtitles?
girl 2: girl is having a mega mind moment

girl 1: how is that..? oh-

mega mind moment by notallnerdsread100 March 21, 2022

Boggles the Mind 

An event or series of events that cause a reasonable person to question how such wildly unusual things could ever happen. A mind "explosion." Having an overwhelming or confusingly large effect on the mind.

It just boggles the mind to look at the bum flash of Beyonce's ass in that thong.

Judge Sullivan: “It just boggles the mind that the State Department allowed this circumstance to arise in the first place,” in his opinion about Hillary Clinton's home brew email server.

It just boggles the mind how Donald Trump could advocate giving nuclear weapons to South Korea or claim that the Judge Gonzalo Curiel is biased against him because of his last name.

It just boggles the mind that the two candidates for POTUS in 2016 are both deeply unpopular with reasonably well-informed voters.

Boggles the Mind by euphemismo September 6, 2016

I am the yeast of thoughts and mind 

The legendary line in the Globglogabgalab song, where he speaks in the most autistic tone ever while his belly flops.

I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab I'm full of shwibbly glib-a-kind I am the yeast of thoughts and mind

I am the yeast of thoughts and mind by IAMTHEYEASTOFTHOUGHTSANDMIND May 5, 2018

My mind's telling me no, but my body is telling me yes 

Rape.

My mind's telling me no, but my body is telling me yes

My mind's telling me no, but my body is telling me yes by Interactive November 6, 2009