masterbatical

To not Jack off to be harder at work!!

I have been working alot harder lately now that i am masterbatical!!!

by Dieseltime March 2, 2018

Masterbaint

The act of masturbating over ones partner, and upon ejacualation, the ejacuator let's go of their penis, allowing the head of the penis to smack the Taint of their partner below. Usually in an upward or lower swing. Must be done with an erect penis, to allow proper "tension" swing.

Let me "masterbaint" your taint.

by Lol_you_people_ June 25, 2018

Madturbation

When you’re so sexually frustrated you hate fuck yourself.

It’s been so long since I’ve had sex that I’ve resorted to madturbation

by Transtastical March 16, 2019

masterbatorinator

Craig Harding

look at Craig Harding, such a masterbatorinator

by craig4120p April 8, 2022

Martyrbation

A combination of Martyr and masturbation. Used to refer to people (usually christian Americans) who pretend to be persecuted despite being a majority. Usually martyrbators will talk about hypothetical situations in which their religion or ideology becomes illegal or otherwise banned by the government.

Bob posted on face book him pretending to take a mugshot saying "when Christianity becomes illegal". He lives in the middle of Tennessee this is just martyrbation.

by Ivan the ok May 12, 2022

maksturbation

The man who runs twitch.tv/cappyrox, This man has multiple girlfriends and has a wank every 2 minutes. he also is a cappy sun, which is a version of him as a capri sun

Dam I Love To Watch You Do Some Maksturbation

by Rovinsredsweater#5645 December 10, 2022

masterbatriotism

Masterbatriotism is the act of frivolously being outwardly, annoyingly, maliciously, and ignorantly patriotic… having never served the country.

Jim is down at the bar taunting a table of anti-war idiots and he’s laying on the masterbatriotism pretty thick.

by PARTANIOUS August 20, 2023