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Dude Guys I Don't Know 

1. (Adj.) A state of being in a relationship where one is not dating the other person yet and is thinking about giving up. They may be close to being in a relationship, but they aren't because one member is in this state. Similar to being "It's Complicated."
"Hey, Are you dating that chick yet?"
"Nah, I'm Dude Guys I Don't Know."


"How's it going with that girl from that thing?"
"Eh, I hung out with her but I think she is Dude Guys I Don't Know."
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The Big Book Of Shit To Know 

A guide to life created by "The Krew" in a small Texas town. The Big Book Of Shit To Know (BBOSTK) is a compilation of what up until now has been secret knowledge held only by Bahdist* (see Bahdist) Monks. BBOSTK is like the Bible in the fact that it is a large book and it can be used to beat your children with, slam your dick in, etc... but unlike the bible it contains the tools to create happiness and success in life. BBOSTK has been adopted by organizations such as the Illuminati, Charlie Sheen, and Your mom and her gorgeous tits.
Please excuse me for not being able to post an example I am terribly busy. I must finish this line of cocaine on this hookers ass and proceed to rob a bank whilst naked...and fully erect. Yet another day in the life enlightened by the Big Book Of Shit To Know
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you know 

telling someone that they know something

1. Said after explaining something. You are telling them they know

2. Said after cracking a joke. You are telling them that they know that it is funny.

3. Said randomly at a random time, just to sound hella gangsta or leet

Said in a sharp low voice at first, and then released out the mouth at a progressively higher pitch (but still maintaining a deep voice). Like this: YOOOUUUU KNOOOWWWW!!!!!
1. Yeah you know that guy in class today? He was all up in my junk! You know!

2. Yeah, Melinda's got a big dick. You know!

3. You know!
you know by Tokiya April 7, 2008

I Don't Know 

The third baseman on Abbot & Costello's baseball team in St. Louis.
Costello: If I mentioned the third baseman's name, who did I say's playing third?
Abbot: No, Who's playing first.
Costello: Stay off of first, will ya? What's the guy's name on third base.
Abbot: No, What is on second.
Costello: I'm not asking you "who's on second?"
Abbot: Who's on first!
Costello: I don't know
Both in unison: THIRD BASE!!!!!!!!!

I don't even know what that means 

This phrase is tagged to the end of one's speech in order to reveal an innuendo or undertone. It is expressed with a wide-eyed expression and a tone of confusion. It is often synonymous with "That's what she said".

Unlike "That's what she said", it is proper for one to add this phrase to the end of his/her own speech, as well as for others to do the honor for him/her.
Scott: "This female's pelvis has been articulated... I don't even know what that means"

You know, the thing 

The thing, you know, it's the thing, the thing that Sleepy Joe Biden clearly doesn't know.
Sleepy Joe: all men and muwaman were created by the, go, you know, you know, the thing!

America: yes we know "the thing", but you don't, Joe!

i dont know

What people say when they don't know something. The last thing someone will tell you after giving you previous wrong answers.
Me: hey what time is it? Person: its 12:00. Me: Really? Person: I dont know...
i dont know by William C. June 16, 2004