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5 knuckle shuffle 

When a man places his cock in a woman and he begins to wank until he busts a nut

moose knuckle 

A unambiguous, often mesmerizing knuckle-like protrusion from a male crotch, usually dependent on the tightness of the offender's clothing. Moose knuckles are most common in males with large testicles, or men who fail to tuck successfully while wearing Spandex.
I have never seen a bigger moose knuckle; it looked like two balloons stuffed inside a ziploc.
moose knuckle by Jeffyboo September 15, 2008

fuck knuckle 

Someone driving at such a low rate of speed as to piss off the driver of the huge truck behind them. Usually used to verbally encourage said person to hurry the fuck up.
"Let's go there, fuck knuckle."
fuck knuckle by KChute November 8, 2007

Moose Knuckle Hunter 

To actively go after large women for sex because they are easier to seduce and the weakest of the herd of women present.
Man, Steve is such a Moose Knuckle Hunter. Of all the chicks at this bar he preys on the fat chicks.

Five-Knuckle-Doc-Shuffle 

The act of typing out a document for no other purpose than someone's pleasure; someone who likes documents for documents sake; a document that will bare little useful fruit or results.

Common in software development organisations and bureaucracies.
Has the project started? No, we're have to do the five-knuckle-doc-shuffle first.

Amsterdam Knuckle Dance 

A noogie on a female's crotch to punish her for not shaving
I gave my bitch an Amsterdam Knuckle Dance last night cause I got pubs in my mouth after eating her out!