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I don't know

A statement of confusion and extreme exaustion. Especially appropriate after staying up all night outside of a Krispy Kreme doughnut shop.
"So, why did you camp out for the grand openning?"
"I don't know."
"OK, uhh, are you excited to have a Krispy Kreme in Spokane?"
"I don't know."
"OK, NEXT!"
by stevie September 15, 2003
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drop some knowledge

C'mon dogg drop some knowledge for us.
by BRik December 10, 2006
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You would know

Something commonly said to someone if they happen to be knowledgeable on something sad, pathetic, or sick.
Brian: Hey Joe, Why do you play computer games all your life?

Joe: What the fuck are you talking about? It only takes an average of 4026 hours 43 minutes and 7 seconds to get all the max levels on runescape.

Brian: You would know... you would know...

Example 2
Conner:There are so many date rape drugs these days People who use them drugs are just sad because they can't get any.

James: Um...rohypnol, ketamine, burundanga, and rohibitril are the only ones commonly used. Besides they only knock someone out for a max of 24 hours... so don't talk shit about date rapists.

Conner: You would know... you would know...
by 99 archerman June 7, 2009
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you know what I'm sayin

An oft rambled-on diatribe of this line is found amongst dwankers or knobs who think they are cool.
1) Jigmond: "It's here...you know what I'm sayin'...ya know w'am sayin', you know what I'm sayin' yo....you know..yo...yo...ya know beeitch...you know what I'm sayin'..
Trisha: "Well, I know that you're saying 'you know what I'm sayin' a lot and I am about to hoof you in the nuts ass-munch!"

2) Danton: "Yo, you...you know what I'm sayin'...you know what I'm sayin'....yo..yo..you know....you know what I'm saying...bitch...you know what I'm sayin' !!?"

Sir Jon (Danton's English teacher): "I think the question should be 'Do YOU know what the fuck you're saying!!?"
by psiscott2000 April 27, 2006
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Knowledge

1 in Supreme Mathematics

the accumulation of facts through observing, learning, and respecting
Knowledge is the foundation of all in existence, for it must be known in order to make it manifest. Knowledge is the light given off by our sun, which is the foundation of our solar system. It is also the original man, who is the foundation of Allah's family.
by LiquidSwords October 13, 2005
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Mr. Keown

One who is Assistant Principal at Stephens County High School, who usually is gettting on to the cousin fuckers about dirt in their lip, or buffing Mr. Kershs’ head at about 7:15 in the morning. Seen usually snitching to a SRO, or playing grab ass with all the senior females.
Mr. Keown was in his office searching my phone for child pornography.
by Thecunthimself September 25, 2018
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I know right!

Phrase used to express agreement usually over something very annoying or something relating to yourself.
"OMG Emily thinks she is so hot."
"Ew I know right!"

"Your dress is gorgeous!"
"I know right!"
by Bonnieeee June 20, 2006
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