Charlie kirked

This means when your getting your ahh beat or bout to beat someones ahh.

"ima bout to charlie kirk your ahh"
"HELP IM GETTING CHARLIE KIRKED"

by mommygetswatmommywants March 18, 2026

Charlie Kirked

Refers to being insulted or embarrassed in a devastating way. If someone makes a really good joke about you - you’ve been Charlie Kirked. Similar to the phrase “merced”

lol, you got Charlie Kirked there bro

by Nananananathan March 27, 2026

Charlie Kirked

Getting hit in the left side of the neck. Potentially by a penetrating object

Did you hear that Mike got Charlie Kirked last week by a baseball.

by Beeeeannnnns September 10, 2025

Charlie kirkism

The ideation or belief in the right to life, not going to college, and standing up for what's right even though it's not popular and trying to make it popular using facts and reason

After his death, Charlie kirkism will hopefully be the main ideation of America

by Janae armenta September 10, 2025

Charlie Kirked

When hate fucking a racist, you pull out and cum on their neck

She was spewing all this white supremacy nonsense on our date. So when she invited me to her place after I Charlie Kirked her ass

by nolanoscopy September 11, 2025

Got Kirked

When someone publicly declares X isn’t an issue, and X is the cause of their death. See Irony.

Got Kirked: someone downplays or dismisses the threat of gun violence, but then becomes a victim of it.

Charlie Kirk being shot at a political rally after publicly saying gun violence isn’t an issue in America, 2025.

by ButImNotWrong080706 September 11, 2025

Charlie Kirked

The money shot at the end of a porno, when liquid suddenly gushes forth.

Oh man I just Charlie Kirked all over that chick's face

by The bootynator September 11, 2025