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St. Joseph Aspirin

America’s most trusted 81 mg aspirin and comes in a safety (enteric) coated, easy-to-swallow micro size tablet.
An adult aspirin regimen using 81 mg aspirin, such as St. Joseph Aspirin, is recommended by doctors and leading health organizations to help some individuals prevent a recurrent heart attack or ischemic stroke
by SPrice1980 May 24, 2023
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JOSEPH

Joseph is loving and he's know how to treat his girlfriend. Joseph may think he has many flaws but in his girlfriends eyes he is perfect and she doesn't not notice his flaws Joseph loves his girlfriend.
"I love my bae Joseph"
by Ilovemycat510 March 27, 2023
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Joseph

A chill dope dude that loves spilling tea and hearing Billie Eilish, and well he is just a chill dope dude
by Memeslord April 13, 2019
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Joseph

A man who people think works hard because he wears a suit, though it's unrequired. A tight suit. Some think it's a child's medium as likes clothing that accentuates his hips and the manner in which they swish. Joseph is what the youth call "caked up". Joseph is often seen with a protein bottle, yet never in a gym.

He's known to generate graphs and pie charts that illicit approving nods from the unwilling participants of his presentations. Though they don't understand the significance of his statistics, if only to expedite the process, they nod anyway. However, their ignorance can be forgiven because Joseph's charts are made up and, in fact, signify nothing. Though Joseph is subconsciously aware that the dates, percentages, and other numbers he arbitrarily scribbles into his PowerPoints bear witness to nothing but deceit, he takes comfort in the nods and finds them validating. Joseph has forgotten where the lie began and reality ends. In that beautiful, foggy horizon where nothing is real and his job means something, these nods tell Joseph, "Great job, kid. Keep going."

Listen, we all have to find a way to cope. Some of us find peace in the bottom of a bottle of gin, where we forget about our broken lives. Some find it in the last drop of finely mixed filtered water and whey protein where we are shaken...yet also stirred, to find most of us just have small to average size penises. Heck, that's why they call them average. And, by God, average is OK with Joseph.

It has to be.
Most of us are just like Joseph, just not as caked up. And that's okay.
by Lamar Griswold July 31, 2025
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Joseph

A savage that everyone likes and lays chicks. He's chill and passes girls up. Everyone wants to blow him.
Omg! I walked in to Peyton sucking off Joseph and I joined in!
by Josama_BTW May 1, 2019
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