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John Hanley

A term used to describe a sexual position, and situation. Whereby a man performs anal sex on a women, and just before finishing the man pulls out and proceeds to retrieve, and throw his bowling ball on top of his partner. After this the man immediately releases his creamy load and records the data gathered into Table 1 using all of the proper units.
I performed the John Hanley last night and boy..... it was great.

Joe Marty's favorite sexual act.
by Joe Marty July 1, 2011
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John Keats

A v. sexy and talented Romantic poet who died tragically of tuberculosis at the age of twenty-five. He thought he was going to be forgotten, hence the epitaph "Here lies on whose name was writ in water", but obviously he's worthy of an entry on Urban Dictionary, so I suppose he hasn't been forgotten, after all?

After hearing about the circumstances of his death, another v. sexy and talented Romantic poet, Percy Bysshe Shelley, wrote the poem "Adonais" and claimed that Keats had been killed by his critics. There is a bit of a difference between dying because you were distressed by someone saying something nasty about your poems and dying because your lungs are half-destroyed, but obviously Shelley couldn't tell the difference.

His best known poems include "Ode to a Nightingale" "La Belle Dame Sans Merci" and "To Autumn".
John Keats was only five foot tall.

(Yes, really!)
by Leigh Hunt January 28, 2008
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Johns Hopkins

Me: "Hi I'm going to Johns Hopkins Med School"
Girl: "Make babies with me NOW"
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John Grisham

One of the better writers in the modern time, John Grisham has made a career of his books pertaining to the law profession, such as The Client and The Firm. Over the past few years, his writing has gone downhill as he focuses away from law and into other subjects, which take away from his reputation.
Stop writing about sports and write about law John Grisham!
by jgreader September 22, 2005
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John Roblox

A Roblox Youtuber who mainly plays Arsenal(pro player who pwns hackers), makes under aged jokes, makes gorilla noises and always rages.
He's an Arsenal admin.
Oh, and he is married to Zero Two.

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ps: John, if you are reading this, go get a gf instead of virtually marrying a 2D girl with disproportionately large eyes.

pps: WEEB
A: yo did you watch that new John Roblox video?
B: yeah i did. Its about him pwning hackers

Example 2
A:Oh god i can't believe it! John Roblox's married to Zero Two
B(still horny from hentai): Zero Two is my waifu...
by N4PST4B1OOK February 20, 2020
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John Leguizombie

What happens when John Leguizamo turns into a zombie. Specifically in the movie "Land of the Dead."
Person: Hey look! It's John Leguizombie!
John Leguizombie: BRAINS...
by Danny Boyd July 26, 2005
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Johns Hopkins

A veritable torture chamber, which uses work, a grading scale, and a city to beat the living crap out of you.
Johns Hopkins Universtity, where your best hasn't been good enough since 1876. Somewhere the work stops and the pain begins.
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