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Jean Yoga

The stretches and positions you do when trying to quickly break-in a new or freshly washed pair of jeans to make them comfortable.
I pulled these jeans straight out of the dryer and forgot to do my jean yoga. Now they're riding up my crotch.
by BigJoeT December 4, 2010
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Skis in jeans

Descriptive Phrase

Used to express palpable disgust or derision owing to acute inadequacy or unlikeabiity - especially of an irredeemable person.

Origin: Norse, New England, New Canada

Etymology: Post-American
“She ruined everything. She really skis in jeans.”

“He doesn't know what he's talking about and makes us look terrible. He skis in jeans.”
by BIGCITYFREAK March 8, 2025
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Jean week

Jean week is we're everyone who has jean from genshin impact must build jean
by Tedd bear September 24, 2022
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Beverly Jeans

when you go to to BJs and get your fat cock sucked
"I went to BJs and got a great beverly jeans after my pizookie..."
by BlueSneaksCHS September 15, 2022
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Florian Jean Martin

Florian is a sweet and kind soul, he's always there to help you and is a sensitive person. He's the best boyfriend or friend you could ask for. He's a really amazing guy that never fails to impress me. I love my Florian Jean Martin.
Snail: "Is that a Florian Jean Martin?!"
Vee: "He is, isn't he amazing?"
Snail: "Yes, he is, I'd love to be his friend!"
by KiriBaku + Ochako Stan December 28, 2023
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Jean Paul Gaultier

Where you cut off your arms and legs and make hardcore nugget porn
“Hey baby let’s do a Jean Paul Gaultier
by CurrentlyCharizarding March 29, 2024
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