Jeaster

Jeaster is Easter when you have invited your Jewish friends to come in addition to your family.

Perhaps we should get a turkey for Jeaster this year in addition to the spiral ham.

by missyouincali November 26, 2010

JeanCote

A quiet little hamlet located about 30 minutes outside of Peace River Alberta, very small population mainly consisting of french folk also known as the rejects of Quebec (Quebecios). The hamlet is quite tight on whom they accept, show signs of racism, not very good with their fists as they are with their mouth. horrible taste in music, cant dance, the worst at singing. When it comes to farming, they get the job done but cut every corner they may come across. Overall it's not worth the drive in as its on a secondary hiway, to access it from hiway 2 you will have to travel the 7 mile stretch of gravel thst beat to shit due to idiot farmers disobeying the rules and sneaking their overweight trucks down it. IF you do visit, watch out for idiot kids playing on the road, you'd swear they were A deaf or B retarded.

Who the fuck is JeanCote?!

by PrinceOfRetardia April 28, 2011

jealouserifctioussamaniac

A very jealous individual. Usually due to insecurity;fear of losing. Bittersweet care and controlsive.

jealouserifctioussamaniac
"Jel-lus-er-if-ict-shush-uh-mane-ee-yak"

I'm so jealouserifctioussamaniac-ish only because I love you and I don't wanna lose you.

by bluntdate? May 2, 2011

jean curley

A pube that gets stuck in the threading of your jeans. It feels like a pinch causing tremendous pain as the day goes on.

Person 1: Wear those jeans tonight

Person 2: I can't those give me the worst jean curley

by Jeanius5 November 4, 2013

Jean Fart

When you fart in tight fitting, thick, pants, most likely jeans, and the luscious odor bubble isn't released from the pants until there is significant movement of the buttocks area.

My girlfriend was lying on my lap until I moved a little and my jean fart escaped. She was knocked out for three days straight.

by Jose Gonzart January 2, 2014

jealass

Combining jealous and ass. A person (typically bitter, hateful female) who goes out of their way to make offensive remarks or to call another put-down names when they have never talked to them.

Bitter Bertha: Rachet you having a BEAUTIFUL day?

Sweet face, banging body: happy Andrea; who's working at the Leading Fashionista Hot-Spot - looks up and smiles.

Bitter Bertha with face so twisted up she could make a plastic surgeon a rich man, snarls: I'm talking to you, you dumb ass douche.

Andrea: Oooh, don't be jealass, I'll help you next.

by TelynAgain February 8, 2014

Jeany Peeny

When the zipper or fabric on your pants sticks out and gives the appearance of having a penis

"Oh gosh, I have a jeany peeny today!"

"Look at Karen's pants, she has a jeeny peeny!"

by TRILLYMADDISON November 27, 2015