Jizz Face

The 'Jizz Face' originated from Boise, ID because of all the ecstasy that was going around that kids got tired of the 'Thizz Face'.
The Jizz Face is the face you make when you jizz, cum, semen, semenate, white stuff all over the place. It doesn't matter if it's from your hand, oral sex, anal sex or any type of fellatio. Anyone can do it.

Fuck The Thizz Face. It's The Jizz Face.

Jizz Or Die!!!

Guy1: What Are You Doing?!
Guy2: It's The JIZZ FACE!!!!!

Jizz Face by Blackus Maximus July 17, 2011

jizz warrior

A Jizz Warrior is a man who fights evil using the power of his (or another man's) Jizz to combat criminals.

Look Steven! That Jizz Warrior is really cleaning up the streets!

jizz warrior by gypo47 July 12, 2006

jizz punch 

a punch delivered preferably to the face, with jizz on the knuckles

dwight gave shelby a jizz punch to the ear

jizz punch by dsl June 7, 2007

Jizz Pocket Rocket 

a man masturbates upon a cherry bomb (or other type of firework) then ignites it and sticks it in their partner's vagina (or other love hole)

Dude i gave some chick the jizz pocket rocket and her insides loved it!

Jizz Pocket Rocket by ubertyrant July 4, 2008

jizz sock 

If you've made use of the term "wet blanket" you understand that a wet blanket is someone that is just annoying, in the way, ruins the mood, etc. They're a wet blanket. No one wants a wet blanket. How can that keep you warm? How can it provide any kind of comfort? It can't. It sucks.

Out of the womb of the wet blanket came the term "jizz sock". A jizz sock is a slutty wet blanket! When you're jerking off, you just grab any old jizz sock off the floor and then throw it in the laundry bin. No one likes a jizz sock once it's been used.

Jennie: You know how you explained to me what a wet blanket is?

Kelly: Yes I do!

Jennie: Well, I thought about slutty wet blankets... why don't we call them jizz socks?

Kelly:... That... That needs to be put on urban dictionary!!! 'Yea she's a fucking jizz sock... just some shit that was lyin' around on the floor' It's PERFECT.

jizz sock by jennielovely May 8, 2013

jizz trap 

Your mother's mouth

Hey man, your mom's mouth is a jizz trap

jizz trap by Professor Booty January 2, 2004

jizz-brain 

verb. When you're deep throating a betch and you dick goes up instead of down and you ejaculate all up in there brain

Oooh I was with James last night and i totally jizz-brained his betch ass.

jizz-brain by Matthew The Pimp Fucker June 21, 2007