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Jesus is an Astronaut

The act of ruining a deep, intellectual conversation with a random statement.
Scott: ... And that is why life is so confusing
Dean: Jesus is an Astronaut
Scott: Wait what?
by Dbert71 December 23, 2008
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jesus bolts

The "jesus bolts" are the small, high-tensile bolts that attach the rotor pitch control push rods to the swash plateon a helicopter.

If one of these bolts fails, then one of the 'copter's rotors will be decoupled from the cyclic/collective pitch control, which is generally thought of as a Bad Thing; they are so called because if you've led a good life, afther the failure Jesus is the next person you meet.

See also zero survivability incident
Pilot: "Is this thing good to go ?"
Engineer: "Yeah, we even gave you new Jesus Bolts !"
Pilot: "Gee, thanks."
by eighthofseven August 17, 2007
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Jesus Chrysler

A substitute for when people feel like saying Jesus Christ but don't want to. So they say Jesus Chrysler instead.
"Jesus Chrysler,That guy is being a real ass"
by SolidSnake1162 May 21, 2008
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Jesus Swagger

Someone who lives a life that reflects Jesus.
by jarridwilson May 1, 2016
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ass jesus

God himself, embodied into a profile picture of jouta kujo and brings holiness upon the land.
"man, how did joe finally get laid?"
"nobody knows, we can only thank ass Jesus"
by juwupiter February 12, 2020
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Jesus trophy

A special award given to highly religious people from the church. They get it when they have been going to church for over 60 years.
The actual trophy has an engraved pic of jesus + the inscription 'god fer lyfe'.
woo hoo! i finally got my jesus trophy,been waiting 60 long years for this.
by georgekoko March 6, 2009
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Jesus holiday

The practice of a worker taking two days off from work ill before miraculously returning on the third day ie on the third day he rose again
Jarod was off ill on Monday and Tuesday, returning Wednesday before needing a sick note from the doctor. Must of been a Jesus holiday
by 10cc July 1, 2016
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