Instadouche

This occurs during the lake season while a girl, preferably in a small bikini, goes tubing. The previously mentioned girl is sitting up right and as the boat goes around a turn one leg slips off the side into the water and the other stays on giving 30 mph water a straight shot at her vagina, instantly cleaning it out of all dirtyness.

"Dude, Sam, did you see Kaitlyn get that instadouche at the lake last weekend?"

"Yeah I might actually eat her out now."

by youwillneverguessme April 15, 2012

AOL InstaKiss

n. An e-mail phishing scam that apparently fooled a lot of AOL newbies into giving away their passwords. Users received an e-mail saying, "You've received an AOL InstaKiss!" and then were asked to enter their screen name and password.

"Hey, I just got an AOL InstaKiss! Maybe it's from that hottie Michelle!"

"OK dumbass, you just gave away your account."

by loop zoop August 7, 2011

insa

A very nice person. They are very sarcastic and popular. When they notice you it completely makes your day. They will support and help you no matter what and even if they are struggling.

“Do you see Insa she looks so good!”
“Watch out for Insa everyone wants them”

by towtokevuandi November 9, 2020

Instadaddy

A man "who has no kids" that dates a woman with kids.

She told me she had a kid. I don't want to become an Instadaddy.

by The_Enbalmer November 26, 2006

Instantology

Instantology is a field of study that exists for its own sake, studying Instantology. It is a rich area of research, as it appeared out of nowhere only in 2009 (allegedly) and nobody is sure yet what is or what its relation is to other fields of study or the natural world, these questions itself being the focal point of instantological speculation.

I am a window cleaner and theorist of Instantology.

Whilst filling up my wheelbarrow with cheese I had an instantological revelation; that Instantology is a separate expanding universe of pure concept.

by Instantologist May 21, 2009

instant shower

also spray-on shower; choosing to use only a spray of deoderant as opposed to a full shower.

"Katie just texted me asking if I could come over and drill her before work," Tom said. "But I can't really be bothered having a wash. I think I'll just go an instant shower since I always come home covered in oil when I'm with her anyway."

by mrschlaps October 14, 2009

instafuckable

When you see a man/woman and decide you could have sexual relations with them, regardless of their personality or physical appearance.

Maria: Theo is such an ass whole.
Annie: Yeah, but he is like a 10 - he's instafuckable
Maria: That's true - get on that!

by JMcMahon December 3, 2011