Cooter closet

Female prison pocket

Hey would you ride with me I need to borrow your cooter closet so nobody will find it girl

by Tat21971 October 15, 2025

closet creative

1) one who nurtures their creative spirit despite societal pressures to suppress it.

2) a creative individual trapped in an uncreative career/degree.

We just caught Chad doing pottery on his lunch break! Who knew he was a closet creative?

David Solomon, CEO of Goldman Sachs & recreational DJ, is the ultimate closet creative.

by Harvard Language Department February 12, 2019

Closet Goblin

A homosexual or queer person (oftentimes in denial) who happens to be homophobic.

My friend's brother just called me the f-slur. I don't know why he's so homophobic, he literally has a boyfriend. God, he's such a fucking closet goblin!

by anonymous September 26, 2020

Broom Closet Job

A job or promotion received due to having sexual relations with the boss, supposedly in a broom closet.

Tiffany didn't climb the ranks based on merit. She got broom closet jobs.

by AnonBPlugIM January 26, 2016

In the closet syndrome

When someone has been closeted from their gayness for so long they end up getting time confused

Yo Jaxon thought it was 12:36am last night when it was clearly 1:36am, I think he has in the closet syndrome.

by Jaxonisgae June 20, 2022

closet teen

A person - especially male - who is beyond their teen/college years in age yet still has the mindset and interests of a teenager, but who must pass themselves off as a mature, responsible person in order to fit into society.

The reason weed and boobs have the most slang terms for them is because the people who mostly come up with slang terms are teenage boys and closet teens.

by insideout1 December 12, 2012

Closet Vaxxer

A parent that vaccinates their children or child in secret out of fear of being mocked and shamed by anti-vaxxers.

Did you hear about old Lou Silinavich, I heard he was a closet vaxxer and his kids are actually vaccinated. We shouldn’t let little Bobby Joe & Sue Ellen play with his kids any longer.

by MahatmaJonny December 19, 2018