Ian Jiang

He likes getting people to touch their butt

Person 1: Yo ian
Ian: Yo touch my butt
Person 1: AYOO
Ian Jiang blud

by Mike Wang Toronto Earl Haig October 7, 2025

Ianed

A psychotic pedophile who loves snatching children while leaving campus. <3

Also when shit hits the fan.

YOU'VE BEEN IANED

by Ianed January 18, 2023

Ian beck

He is sexy af in a snorlax onzie and will steel your heart in seconds he may hurt you but he is still the best and he is very cuddly and blushes a lot and low key is very fickable

If Ian was not taken I would date him Ian beck

by Ily mwah January 1, 2022

Hurricane Ian

A category 3 hurricane that suddenly had a certain urge to hit tampa because of its hate twards it because they always say that Miami is a " copy of tampa "

Might also explain why the hurricane was nice enough to not even touch miami.

" Hey , have you heard about hurricane Ian? "
" Yeah man , it killed tampa. "
" Oh dang. "
" Yeah , but at least school was canceled? "
" No, im just happy it hit tampa because they deserve it. "

-Fellow Miami personnel

by Themanwhopostedsomething September 29, 2022

Ian

A gay faggot that will fill up on dick all day and all night

That Ian kid sucked 6 kids all night

by Jacob Milen May 6, 2019

Ian

Un chico suave que fuma marihuana del 2008. A veces consigue de mejor calidad (del 2012), sin embargo sigue siendo muy suave. Normalmente tiende a decir muchas cosas sin sentido. Su caligrafía es tan buena como su habilidad para escribir en el celular y usar el corrector ortográfico. Fuerte creyente en los pilares del 5G, de las teorías de conspiración, de los aliens, los unicornios, el polvo de hadas, entre otros.

Ian may be the last resource we shall use in this world. It's effectiveness is cero.

by Mike93cr October 23, 2020

Ian

A fucking uptight dickwad, who is a dramatic dumbass and thinks he's a big shot and better than everyone else around him

Ian: *breathes*
Person: OMFG SHUT THE FUCK UP

by Screwyyedits February 25, 2020