candle handle

to pour hot candle wax on a mans private area. Used as an effective contraceptive. Never to be done. EVER.

Girl: " Hey baby, id love to candle handle you"

by kitten8905 November 13, 2010

hanger

Someone who is pretty much void of knowledge and basically gets by on looks, charm or style, or a combination of the above.
As in a clothes hanger, the function of which is to simply hold up clothes.

Jack couldn't find a real job if he had to. It's a good thing that he is hot and knows how to dress, talk and which fork to use. He is such a freaking hanger.

by loccitantexan October 11, 2006

Hanger

To take a shit.

Man my stomach hurts, I'm going to take a hanger.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Hagler

The drunken asshole who always claims to be less inebriated than he really is. Buckteeth, glasses, and bears a striking resemblance to Chicken Little.

Bro, im not even that drunk

Dude, you're clearly Haggie wasted

Bro, I wanna go two steppin with some hot gurl
Bro, you're a country fuck with buck teeth... you're being a Hagler

by WallDroppings December 25, 2014

Cock Handler

A person who thinks he/she is the expert in the work area.

A Cock Handler has a lower I.Q. but thinks he has a high I.Q. A Cock Handler will always tell you how to do things and that his/her way is better.

by Widemouth December 8, 2007

Hanged

When you want to say hung but you don’t know what grammar is

That guy was hanged

You mean hung right?

by SUMFURRYTHING June 28, 2021

Three Handled Whirly Bird

Sex involving a man and a woman on an active Twilt-O-Whirl. As the male participant pounds the female participant's clam sandwich(vagina), he performs the chicken dance.

Girl, that carnival folk really gave me an insane Three Handled Whirly Bird

by chris stratler April 26, 2008